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                    |                                                                
                    |                                                                
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                    v                                                                
                                                                                     
       sentimental  afterthoughts
                                                                                    
                    |                                                                
                    |                                                                
                     --------------->  [ select your epitaph ]      
                                                                                     
                                                      |                              
                                                      |                              
                                                      |                              
                                                      |                              
                                                       -----> dogmatic               
                                                      |                              
                                                      |                              
                                                      |                              
                                                       --------> automatic           
                                                      |                              
           we confess (but only in jest) <------------